15 Hilarious Rules Cats Set Down in Their Households

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8. “Cats eat before dogs.” “Dogs do not touch cat toys, but cats can have free reign over dog toys.” “Cats get the spot on the bed that they want, dogs may have the leftovers.”

9. “When you shut off all the lights to go to bed, that is ancient cat language for war. And therefore I will attack your legs as soon as the lights go off.”

10. “When you shut off all the lights to go to bed, that is ancient cat language for war. And therefore I will attack your legs as soon as the lights go off.”

11. “The mail no longer belongs on the counters. It now belongs on the floor. Also, any pen or pencil I might leave out.”

12.  “You shall not roll over while you’re asleep.”

13. “All housemates must gaze upon my 4nus daily”

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15. “If I can see the bottom of the bowl at any space, bowl is empty and screaming will commence until it is filled.” “If you do anything to my poop box, I must immediately rechristen it.” “The spring on the bottom of the dooris your new alarm clock. All closed doors must be screamed at until they open.”

16. “When out, I want in. When in, I want out. You must open the door immediately upon my calling… and then let me ponder what to do next no matter how long it takes. Doesn’t matter if the AC is on… or if bugs are flying into the house… no. You shall keep it open until I decide and continue to do so no matter how many times I want in or out.”

“Mom tries to take a photo!! I’m invisible – all black cats are. Oh gosh.. think she got me….!” -.-

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